Front Hole Happiness

A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making love, she stooped down to pick up her husband’s clothes and accidentally let out a big fart. She looked up, smiled at him, and said:

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“Excuse please… Front hole so happy, back hole laugh out loud.”

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (5 months ago)
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