Gay Hide and Seek Goes Hilariously Wrong

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Two gay guys are in their apartment. The first guy says, “Let’s play hide and go seek. If you find me, I’ll blow you.”

The second guys says, “What if I can’t find you?”

And the first guy says, “I’ll be behind the piano.”

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: relationships, sex
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