Havent Seen You for Weeks

A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap?

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“Because he used to live in a brothel” says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.

When she gets home the parrot says: “Fuck me, a new brothel!” The woman laughs.

When her daughters get home the parrot says: “Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!” The girls laughs too.

When the dad gets home the parrot says: “Fuck me Pete, haven’t seen you for weeks!”

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