Heavenly Lines and Unholy Punchlines

The line is very long. He says out loud, “Oy, what’s with the holdup? The last time I was in a line this long, it was at Auschwitz. And at least then there was the promise of a shower at the end!”

God appears from the clouds and says, “I do not like that joke.”

The man shrugs and says, “Oy, I guess you just had to be there.”