At an isolated part of the beach at Cannes, a beautiful, young French girl threw herself into the sea. A young man off at a distance witnessed it and dashed into the water to save her. Unfortunately, he was too late. He brought the semi-nude body ashore and left it on the sand while he went to report the drowning. When he returned, he was horrified to discover a man making love to the corpse.
“Monsieur!” he exclaimed. “That woman is dead!”
“Sacré bleu!” exclaimed the man, jumping up. “I thought she was an American!”
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