Only 40,000 Miles Now

A woman wanted to sell her car but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked how many miles were on the car.

“235,000,” she said.

Her friend told her that was the problem but said her brother was a mechanic who could roll the mileage back to whatever she wanted.

So the woman went to the mechanic and told him to set it to 40,000.

Two days later, her friend asked if she had sold the car now that the mileage had been lowered.

The woman replied, “Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it now!”