A good-looking young guy watches an attractive woman at a bar for some time, then approaches her in a quiet, shy manner and suggests they sit together, chat, and have a drink.
The woman exclaims loudly, “I’m not sleeping with you! Get lost!”
The guy, completely embarrassed, returns to his seat.
After a while, the woman approaches him, smiles sweetly, apologizes for being rude, and explains that she’s studying psychology and wanted to see how people behave in these types of situations. Now she’d be happy to have a drink and chat with him.
To which the guy shouts loudly, “Five hundred dollars? Get lost, slut!”
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