A priest went into a barbershop for a haircut and when it was done, he asked the barber how much he owed him.
The barber said, “Oh, I never charge the clergy, it’s a mitzvah for your good work.”
When the barber arrived at his shop the next morning, he found a dozen small prayer booklets on the stoop along with a thank you note from the priest.
A few days later a police officer came in. “How much do I owe you?” the cop asked after his haircut.
“No charge, officer,” the barber answered. “I consider it a service to my community.”
The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts on the stoop along with a thank you note from the police officer.
A few days after that, a senator walked in for a haircut. “How much do I owe you?” he asked afterward.
“No charge,” the barber replied. “I consider it a service to my country.”
The next morning when he arrived at the shop the barber found a dozen Senators waiting on the stoop.
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