The Captain’s Intercom

A Boeing 777 encounters heavy turbulence. The captain tells the passengers the worst is behind them, but forgets to switch off the intercom.

He turns to his co-pilot and says, “Phew, that was exhausting. I could use a hot coffee and a blowjob right now.”

As the head stewardess rushes toward the cockpit, a passenger calls after her, “Don’t forget the coffee!”

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