The Devil’s Three Wishes

The Devil finally showed up and offered him three wishes.

“First wish,” the man said. “I want a thousand more wishes.”

“Doesn’t work like that.”

“Fine. Turn your trident into a toothpick.”

The Devil sighed and did it.

“Second wish. Stick that toothpick up your ass.”

He stared at the man for a long moment, then did that too.

“Now give me a thousand wishes,” the man said, “or my third wish is that the toothpick turns back into a trident.”