The Duck’s Tool Bag

A duck walks into a bar, puts down his tool bag, takes a seat, and orders a drink. The same thing happens every day for a week.

The bartender tells him a news reporter wants to feature him.

The duck says, “What the fuck do they want with a plumber?”

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When the dude banging on my door yelled “Is that my wife in there?”

When the dude banging on my door yelled “Is that my wife in there?” I had to ask “What’s her name?” Hey, with 4 billion women on the planet, what were the odds?

Posted: September 20, 2026 (4 days ago)
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