The Hinge and the Lawn Mower

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A woman goes into a hardware store to buy a hinge for a door.

She puts the hinge on the counter, and the guy says, “Excuse me, lady, do you wanna screw for that hinge?”

She says, “No, but I’ll blow you for that lawn mower.”

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I wouldn’t want to ride with him

When I saw the guy in the next car pick his nose and wipe it on the passenger seat headrest, I thought, “Man, he doesn’t care what the world thinks!” I kind of admire that. But I wouldn’t want to ride with him.

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Posted: April 8, 2026 (2 months ago)
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