The Lesbian Bar With No Fire Exits

A guy walks into a bar.

He sits down at the counter and orders himself a beer. As he’s drinking it, he starts looking around the barroom. He sees the tables, the dance floor, the wall pictures, and other typical bar stuff, but something feels a bit off to him about this place. He takes another quick look around at all of the women dancing, chatting, and having a good time. Then it finally dawns on him.

This lesbian bar had no fire exits.

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It seems everybody in my town calls me “the stranger.”

It seems everybody in my town calls me “the stranger.” I’ll bet they wouldn’t say that if they knew me better.

Posted: June 13, 2026 (3 months ago)
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