The Moth Exterminator

A man is banging a married woman when suddenly they hear the front door slam. “It’s my husband, hide in the bathroom!” says the woman frantically.

The man runs into the bathroom just as the husband enters the bedroom. “Honey, why are you naked?” he asks.

“I was waiting for you, dear,” she says.

The husband walks into the bathroom and sees a naked man standing there, poking the ceiling with the toilet plunger. “Who the hell are you?” the husband yells.

“The moth exterminator,” says the naked man.

“Why the hell are you naked?” shouts the husband.

The naked man looks down, jumps back in shock, and yells, “Those sneaky little bastards!”

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Up to My Chin Should Do It

A man goes to a dermatologist with a rare skin disease. The doctor says, “Try a milk bath.”

So the guy goes to the grocery store and tells the dairy manager he needs enough milk to take a bath. The dairy guy asks, “You want that pasteurized?”

“Nah,” the man replies. “Up to my chin should do it.”

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Posted: May 4, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: infidelity, marital humor, mistaken identity
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