Meh Thoughts

I tried to remarry my ex-wife, but that failed.
She figured out I was only after my money.

Like my Grandad always says, go the extra mile in every job that you do.
Lovely man, terrible train driver

What’s black and always in the back of a police car?
The seats.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you’d never forget!!!

What’s green and furry and has four legs and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you’ll die?
A pool table.

You know why sharks don’t eat clowns?
They taste funny.

What does a robot do after sex?
Nuts and Bolts.

Why do they put barcodes on the side of ships from Norway?
So they can Scandinavian.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre