Meh Thoughts

A bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve time travelers here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

My grandfather didn’t kick the bucket.. he just turned a little pail.

I inherited an EpiPen from my grandfather. He wanted me to get it. That was his dying wish.

Weird, I know, I’m not even allergic.

My GrandDad’s last words before he bought the farm:

”Now we’re gonna have to get some cows and chickens.”

I’ll never forget my grandfather’s last words to me:

“Stop shaking that ladder, you little jerk!”

I hope I go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Instead of screaming like his passengers!

I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s final words before he kicked the bucket.

He said “How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

If a lawyer falls overboard in shark infested waters, what do you throw in the water?

Another lawyer.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat?

A wasted opportunity.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a lowdown scum sucker, and the other is a fish.