Meh thoughts
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
A man goes to a dermatologist with a rare skin disease. The doctor says, “Try a milk bath.”
So the guy goes to the grocery store and tells the dairy manager he needs enough milk to take a bath. The dairy guy asks, “You want that pasteurized?”
“Nah,” the man replies. “Up to my chin should do it.”
All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals:
Eating vegetables, staying home, taking a nap, going to bed early.
Are people born with a photographic memory?
Or does it take time to develop?
Once again I’ve entered the annual tightest hat competition in our town.
This year I’m just hoping… that I can pull it off.
Garage sales: nature’s way of saying, “Here, let me pay you to throw this out for me.”
A guy tells his buddy, “I’ve had enough of my wife. Today I told her that what she’s wearing isn’t appropriate for gardening.”
“What happened?” his buddy asks. “Did she listen?”
And the guy says, “Nope. She’s digging in her heels.”
I saw a group of kids throwing Scrabble tiles at each other.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
Someone told me my clothes were gay.
I said, “Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning.”
I was out on a walk when I saw a sign that said, “Man wanted for robbery.”
So I went in and applied for the job.
I hate it when people don’t know the difference between your and you’re.
There so stupid.
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