I took my dog to the lake today and noticed he floats very well.
He’s a very good buoy.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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My first girlfriend never stopped counting, so I broke up with her.
My first girlfriend never stopped counting, so I broke up with her.
I wonder what she’s up to?
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It’s a Boy
It was 10 years ago today my best mate James came running out of the room shouting, “It’s a boy!” with tears streaming down his face.
We never went back to Thailand.
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The Lawn Guy
I had to fire the guy who mows my lawn.
He just wasn’t cutting it.
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The Butcher’s Accident
Did you hear about the butcher who fell backwards into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
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Exchanging Blows
How do two gay guys settle an argument?
They step outside and exchange blows.
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So They Don’t Poke Your Eye Out
Why are pubic hairs curly?
So they don’t poke your eye out.
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She Was a Mathmachicken
I had a hen who could count her own eggs.
She was a mathmachicken.
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It Just Kept Ringing
I called the tinnitus hotline yesterday.
It just kept ringing.
