What do you call 20 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Meh Thoughts
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Not Enough Sand for Legal Troubles
What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
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Born or Built: The Mystery of Photographic Memory
People with photographic memories…
Are they born with it, or does it take time to develop?
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Ants in Pants vs. Uncles: Who’s Worse?
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
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Life After Death: Lawyers vs. Prostitutes
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
A prostitute will stop screwing you after you’re dead.
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Viruses Walk Into a Bar: A Sick Joke!
Covid, AIDS, and the Flu walk into a bar
The bartender takes one look at them and says, “What is this, some kind of sick joke?”
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Anonymous Tips: Surprising Similarities Unveiled
What do police hotlines and glory holes have in common?
Both rely on anonymous tips.
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Stairs: Always Up to Something!
I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.
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Flapaccino: The Female Teabag Twist
What do you call the female version of teabagging?
A flapaccino
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Cheese Wheel Tragedy: A Photographer’s Last Shot
A wedding photographer was today tragically crushed by a 200lb wheel of cheese that fell off the catering truck.
The guests all tried to warn him…
