Meh Thoughts: Dark Shower Thoughts & One-Liners

One Man’s Junk Is Another Man’s Treasure

Why are gay dating sites so popular?

Because one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

I was recently invited to a 3-way.

There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a great time.

I bought some birdseed from Amazon, and the very next day they emailed asking for my feed back. Not cool.

I was at the museum, and I suddenly saw my ex on the other side of the exhibition hall. I didn’t go and say hello though.

There was too much history between us.

I have been diagnosed with a rare condition and my doctor prescribed me some anti-gloating cream medication.

I can’t wait to rub it in.

The other day, a friend and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important.

I won.

It’s been 3 years since I started training for the ejaculation distance championships.

Since then I’ve come a long way.

I accidentally ran into a lamp post. Thankfully, I only sustained light injuries.

My least favourite colour is purple.

I dislike it more than red and blue combined.

My friend thinks that a woman in camouflage is really sexy.

I just don’t see it.