The Hinge and the Lawn Mower

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A woman goes into a hardware store to buy a hinge for a door.

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She puts the hinge on the counter, and the guy says, “Excuse me, lady, do you wanna screw for that hinge?”

She says, “No, but I’ll blow you for that lawn mower.”

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Posted: April 8, 2026 (2 months ago)
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