It’s the Truth I’m Worried About

A friend of mine was trying to figure out the best way to break up with her boyfriend. She seemed awfully concerned that he not be angry.

“Are you afraid he’ll spread lies about you?” I asked.

“I don’t mind the lies,” she answered. “But if he ever tells the truth, I’ll break his neck.”

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The great thing about being bisexual is that you can get revenge

The great thing about being bisexual is that you can get revenge on a woman who turns you down by telling her you were only hitting on her for a shot at blowing her nearby friend.

Posted: April 21, 2026 (5 months ago)
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