Horseshoe Versus Whore’s Shoe: Times Have Changed

A grandfather went to visit his college-age grandson at the dorm. Grandpa was astonished to find that his son was living a life of sin and corruption, as shown by the very high-heeled shoe nailed over the doorway.

In my day, grumbled Gramps, we would hang a horse shoe over the door for luck and then study late into the night hoping to pass our classes.

But grandpa, replied the grandson, that is a whore’s shoe.

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (5 months ago)
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