Native American Escort Outprices Historical Real Estate Deal

A guy visiting Arizona wants to get some.

Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.

He finds a pretty escort of Native American origin.

**Girl**: My fee is three hundred dollars.

**Guy**: Whaaaat? Your forefathers only wanted twenty-four bucks for the whole of Manhattan Island!

**Girl**: True enough… but Manhattan Island just lies there.

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