Deli Salami: No Slicing Required

A fag walks into a corner deli, takes a number, and waits his turn. Soon, his turn comes up, and the deli boy asks, “Well, what will it be today, sir?”

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To this, the fag replies, “I’ll have a half pound of roast beef, a pound of your swiss cheese, and I’ll take that nice long salami you’ve got hanging by the window.”

After slicing the swiss cheese and the beef, the deli boy then asks him, “Sir, would you like me to slice the salami as well?”

To this the fag replies, “Slice the salami?! What do you think my ass is, a piggy bank?”

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (5 months ago)
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