Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny’s mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door. “First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse,” she said softly.
So Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
“O.K., now take off my skirt,” and he takes off her skirt.
“Now take off my bra,” which he does.
“And now, Johnny, take off my knickers.” Johnny takes her knickers off. “Johnny, for the last time… STOP WEARING MY CLOTHES TO SCHOOL!”
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