Sassy Little Jenny tilts her head and asks, “Mom, what’s that?” as she points at her silver vibrator.
Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
Unleash ChaosMom sighs and says, “It’s a toy for grown-ups.”
Jenny smirks and goes, “So why do you hide it every time Dad comes home?”
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