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Meh Thoughts
Meh Thoughts, shower-thought-style jokes, quick observations, dark little one-liners, and short comedy fragments with suspicious emotional posture.
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All of the Letters I Had Hidden
My wife accused me of cheating after she found all of the letters I had hidden. Now she refuses to…
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Being a Literalist
Being a literalist can sometimes be very helpful. I can always respond to “Do these jeans make my ass look…
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He Was 0K
A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C, and everyone said he was crazy. It turns out that he was 0K.
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It’s Pronounced Anally
My doctor told me I’m at an age where I need a colonoscopy annually. I’m a bit worried. He’s a…
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Had to Pop the Trunk
I won a balloon elephant at the fair and it wouldn’t fit in the back seat of the car. So…
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The End Was in Sight
As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns, I knew the end was in…
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Only Have a Croc Pot
I was going to cook alligator for dinner… But then I realized I only have a croc pot.
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I Have Never Been a Mourning Person
Read “I Have Never Been a Mourning Person”, a quick Meh Thought from Chaotic Meh — short, weird, searchable, and…
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He Takes Things Personally
Read “He Takes Things Personally”, a quick Meh Thought from Chaotic Meh — short, weird, searchable, and mildly unsupervised.
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At a Pawn Shop
Read “At a Pawn Shop”, a quick Meh Thought from Chaotic Meh — short, weird, searchable, and mildly unsupervised.
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You Carry the One
Read “You Carry the One”, a quick Meh Thought from Chaotic Meh — short, weird, searchable, and mildly unsupervised.
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Left Another Accordion
Read “Left Another Accordion”, a quick Meh Thought from Chaotic Meh — short, weird, searchable, and mildly unsupervised.
