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Relationship Jokes
Relationship jokes, marriage chaos, breakup nonsense, dating disasters, and romantic decisions that should have come with a warning label.
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The Weekend Hunter and the Swollen Eye
A man leaves for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home afterward, he spends the entire weekend hunting with…
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Fifty Bucks Is Fifty Bucks
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, “Esther, I’d…
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Viagra in the Coffee
A New York woman asked her doctor how to bring sex back into her marriage.Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.Unleash…
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Elderly Couple Pulled Over by a Cop From Arkansas
An elderly couple driving get pulled over by a cop. The woman is behind the wheel, and is a bit…
Meme
Maybe If I Fart on Him
Maybe if I fart on him He’ll stop poking me with it
Meme
What To Do With Your Opinion
What To Do With Your Opinion 1. Unwrap your opinion. 2. Moisten your opinion with water or water-based lubricating jelly…
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Patrick With Them Two Arseholes
Patrick died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His…
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Three Horse
An old Indian was asked the name of his wife, He replied, “Three Horse.” “That’s an unusual name for your…
Meh Thought
Amazon Driver Work From Home
My wife orders so much from Amazon that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably just…
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I Don’t Want Them Fucking Your Mother
A son takes his elderly father to the doctor.Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.Unleash Chaos The doctor says, “I’m sorry,…
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We’ve Been Lucky So Far
Little Johnny and Sophia are only 12 years old, but they know they are madly in love.Clean Mode hides the…
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Why Would Bob the Mailman Want That
A couple of guys are at a bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to…
