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Relationship Jokes
Relationship jokes, marriage chaos, breakup nonsense, dating disasters, and romantic decisions that should have come with a warning label.
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A few hand-picked stops before you wander through the rest.
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Fifty Bucks Is Fifty Bucks
A married couple bargains for a helicopter ride.
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Almost Every Night
Two older men compare notes on married life.
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She’s Expecting a Baby
A blind date goes wrong before dinner even starts.
Fresh chaos in this neighborhood
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Pictures From Our First Trip Together
My wife emailed me the pictures from our first trip together, but I couldn’t open any of the files. I…
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A Kitchen Table
I was banging this hot chick on her kitchentable when we heard the front door open She said “it’s my…
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Cheating Once a Month
If you cheat on ya girl once a monththat’s only 12/365 days…You still 97%faithful. That’s an A+
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A Guy Who Uses Toys During Sex
HER: I LIKE A GUY WHOUSES TOYS DURING SEX ME: *SHOOTS NURF GUN ATHER BUTTHOLE DURING SEX* HER:
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Handjobs Could Be Called
Handjobs couldjust be calledbeef jerkies
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What You See vs. What She Sees
What you see vs. what she sees
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He Paid Your Rent
When his dick stinks but he paid your rentand took your kids to Chuck E Cheese…
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A 1.5some
They bout to have a 1.5some
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The Finger Test
Freshly indexed chaos from Chaotic Meh, wrapped in a permalink and questionable confidence.
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When You Finally Get a Girlfriend
WHEN YOU FINALLYGET A GIRLFRIEND, BUT YOU FORGOT THATYOU DON’T HAVE TOBLOW HER UP.
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Her Parents Ask About Intentions
Her parents: what are your intentionswith our daughter? Me: BARRY McCOCKINNER
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Can We Go to Hooters?
Me: can we go to Hooters?Wife: you’ve got Hooters at homeThe Hooters at home:
