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Dark Humor Jokes
A focused hub for Chaotic Meh dark humor jokes, savage one-liners, edgy topics, and questionable punchlines that probably need adult supervision.
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Like a Newborn Baby
Two retired cops sit on a park bench watching the world go by. “You know, Tom,” one sighs, “my health…
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Date Who Drills Holes
My date told me she spends all her free time drilling holes. I said, “Well… that’s boring.” Share:TwitterFacebookLinkedinRedditWhatsappEmail
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My Cousin Walter’s Pet Problem
A few months ago, my cousin Walter showed up at the emergency room with a cat lodged in his ass.Clean…
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Fifty Bucks Is Fifty Bucks
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, “Esther, I’d…
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A Marine, a Boxer, and an MMA Fighter Walk Into a Texas Bar
A young Marine, a boxer and an MMA fighter walk into a Texas bar. The devil dog walks up to…
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The Rolls Royce Key Fob Trick
Two guys are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, “Every time I see you in here you…
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Priests at a Police Checkpoint
Two priests are driving down the highway and they come across a police checkpoint. They roll the window down as…
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Parents Find S&M Gear in Son’s Room
A mother and father are digging through their son’s room looking for drugs. The father finds a box full of…
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The Bald Man and the Forest
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his…
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Three Horse
An old Indian was asked the name of his wife, He replied, “Three Horse.” “That’s an unusual name for your…
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Can I Come Over
I was in Walmart using the restroom when, just as I closed the stall door, a voice from the next…
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The Unfaithful Wife
A man goes to the therapist and says… “Doctor, you got to help me. My wife is unfaithful to me.…
