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Witty One-Liners
Witty one-liners, quick jokes, short punchlines, and bite-sized comedy shrapnel for people who want the damage delivered efficiently.
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The Genie, the Pianist, and the Million Ducks
A guy walks into a bar carrying a briefcase and an old brass lamp. He sits down and sets both…
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The 12-Inch Pianist and the Million Bucks
A guy walks into a bar carrying a briefcase and an old brass lamp. He sits down and sets both…
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I Wish I Could Be You
I met a genie who offered me one wish. I said, “I wish I could be you.” The genie replied,…
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All of the Letters I Had Hidden
My wife accused me of cheating after she found all of the letters I had hidden. Now she refuses to…
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The Bank Robbery and the Triplets
So a lady walks into a bank, and right when she gets into the bank it gets held up, and…
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Albert and the Divorce Court
Albert wanted to divorce his wife, so they went to court. Judge: “Are you sure you still want to divorce…
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The Teddy Bear Collection
A woman meets a man in a bar.Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.Unleash Chaos They talk, they laugh, and really…
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The Adult Toy Shop and the Checkered Thermos
The owner of an adult toy shop was training his new employee on the rules, how things worked, and the…
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The Insurance Money and the Granite Countertops
We now have the technology to build a new penis…Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.Unleash Chaos Doctor Cohen comes in…
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Billy Ray and the Bottom Deodorant
Billy Ray walks into Walgreens and asks the pharmacist for some “Bottom deodorant” for his bottom. “Sorry, we don’t sell…
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The Clean-Shaven Man and the Beard
A facially clean-shaven man asks his wife to try something naughty in the bedroom. The horny couple dash upstairs… “Get…
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The Heart Attack and the Closet
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.Unleash…
