Two Morticians at Lunch

Two morticians were out having lunch.

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The first one said, “I had this one girl yesterday whose clitoris was just like a pickle!”

“Really!? That big?” said the second.

“No! That salty!”

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Posted: September 8, 2026 (2 weeks ago)
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