Making Ends Meet

A couple was going through some tough times and decided to try prostitution to make ends meet. After the first night, the wife came home after a long night and put $50.25 on the table.

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The husband commented that it was a decent start and asked who paid with a quarter.

She replied, “Everyone.”

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