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Meh Thoughts

Meh Thoughts, shower-thought-style jokes, quick observations, dark little one-liners, and short comedy fragments with suspicious emotional posture.

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If you think about the vastness of space, and how enormous our galaxy is, and how big our planet is,…

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I hired a lawyer to sue the airlines for mishandling my luggage. They lost the case.

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I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

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I used to go to a child psychologist. That kid did nothing for me.

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Have you seen the movie about the fish that works at the cardboard company? Unfortunately, it flopped at the box…

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My girlfriend is incredibly self-absorbed. The good thing is that she saves a bundle on sanitary napkins.

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I often wish I had a time machine, if for no other reason than to go back to the invention…

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I used to try a lot of different sports when I was a kid, without ever excelling in any particular…

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As the screaming woman in front of me lunged through the small opening in the Plexiglas, trying to claw the…

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If I could be anyone in history, I’d want to be Alexander Graham Bell’s assistant, Thomas Watson. That way, when…

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Many believe that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Yeah, like *that’s* true.