A public health official visits a hospital. On the tour, they see a man furiously masturbating while a nurse checks his vitals.
The doctor explains that the man has a rare disorder where his heart will explode if he stops masturbating.
In the next room, a nurse is enthusiastically sucking another patient’s dick.
The doctor says, “Same disorder, but his health insurance is significantly better.”
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