A man is sitting on the train when a woman sits across from him. He cannot avoid the fact that she’s gorgeous, and as he’s checking her out, he notices she’s wearing a skirt but no underwear. She catches him, and he quickly looks away, embarrassed.
She calms him, tells him it wasn’t a big deal, and they start chatting as the train leaves the station.
As they travel together, she tells him that her vagina can do tricks.
“No way,” he says.
“Yes way,” she says. “Look, I’m gonna make my vagina wink at you.” She proceeds to make it move, which leaves him impressed.
“That was awesome!” he says.
“Now look as it throws you a kiss,” and soon enough she makes it blow a kiss.
“Fantastic!” he exclaims. At this point, she is visibly aroused.
“Say, you wanna stick your fingers in there?” she asks.
“You’re kidding, right? IT CAN WHISTLE TOO?!”
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