Afternoon Tea With Cannibals

Two cannibal friends are sitting together over afternoon tea.

One looks across the table and asks, “Hey, I heard you and your boyfriend had a massive argument last night?”

“Oh, absolutely,” she replies. “It was dreadful.”

“So, where do things stand between you two now?”

She pauses, takes a delicate sip from her teacup, and says, “Well… right now, I’m just letting him stew.”

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Don’t you hate it when the car behind you rams into yours and you can’t get mad because

Don’t you hate it when the car behind you rams into yours and you can’t get mad because that person’s car was actually already parked and the driver wasn’t even there when it happened?

Posted: September 12, 2026 (2 weeks ago)
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