An Atheist In The Amazon

“Oh God, I’m screwed,” the atheist says to himself.

Suddenly, the skies open up, a shaft of light shines down on the atheist, and a voice booms from above, “No, you’re not. Pick up that rock at your feet and bash in the head of the chief.”

The atheist picks up the rock and proceeds to bash the hell out of the chief.

The natives stare at the atheist, stupefied.

The shaft of light shines down again and the voice booms, “Okay. NOW you’re screwed.”