Furry Trouble in the Forest!

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A bear and a bunny rabbit were pooping next to each other in the woods. The bear asked the bunny if it had problems with poop sticking to its fur.

The bunny replied with a soft, “No, Mr. Bear, I don’t have a problem with poop sticking to my fur.”

So, the bear wiped its butt with the bunny rabbit.

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Posted: March 22, 2026 (3 months ago)
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