A woman is waiting in line at a grocery store. The woman in front of her keeps sneezing and letting out a loud moan after each one.
Woman #1 asks if she’s okay.
Woman #2 says, “I have this reaction where anytime I sneeze, I have an intense orgasm.”
Woman #1 asks if she takes anything for it.
Woman #2 sneezes again and moans out the word:
“Pepper!”
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