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A woman is waiting in line at a grocery store. The woman in front of her keeps sneezing and letting out a loud moan after each one.

Woman #1 asks if she’s okay.

Woman #2 says, “I have this reaction where anytime I sneeze, I have an intense orgasm.”

Woman #1 asks if she takes anything for it.

Woman #2 sneezes again and moans out the word:

“Pepper!”

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Posted: April 8, 2026 (2 months ago)
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