Sex I Can’t Tell Anyone About

My friend said, “Congratulations on your new job. How did you get it?” I replied, “The same way the Virgin Mary got Jesus.” He laughed, “A miracle?!” I groaned, “No…”

“Sex that I can’t tell anyone about.”

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This Lenten season I’ve given up waiting so long to bail on my New Year’s Resolutions.

This Lenten season I’ve given up waiting so long to bail on my New Year’s Resolutions.

Posted: April 22, 2026 (5 months ago)
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