She Had a Grant and She Blew It

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I hear Divine Brown has decided to take herself out of the downtown Hollywood life and get herself an education.

She took up a psychology course at her local university, but alas, she had to drop out due to lack of funds. Well, she had a grant and she blew it.

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (2 months ago)
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