It was the mailman’s last day after 35 years on the same route. Every house gave him congratulations and gifts.
At the final house, a beautiful blonde led him upstairs for a passionate liaison, then made him a giant breakfast. He noticed a dollar bill under his coffee cup.
“What’s the dollar for?” he asked.
She said, “Last night, I asked my husband what to give you. He said, ‘Scr*w him… give him a dollar.’ But the breakfast was my idea.”
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