A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor explained that he had invented a new machine that could transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s father.
He asked if they would be willing to try it. Both of them were enthusiastic about the idea.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% to start, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the husband had ever experienced before.
As the labor progressed, however, the husband felt perfectly fine and asked the doctor to increase it.
The doctor adjusted the machine to transfer 20% of the pain.
The husband still felt great.
Amazed, the doctor checked his blood pressure and found everything completely normal.
Since he was handling it so well, they decided to increase the transfer to 50%.
The husband continued to feel comfortable, and the pain relief was helping the wife considerably.
Encouraged by the results, the husband told the doctor to go ahead and transfer all of the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no discomfort.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
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