The Student Discount at the Brothel

A student comes to a brothel and says, “I want sex, but I’m a student, I don’t have much money.”

They tell him, “Okay, we have a special offer for students: it costs $1 to insert, $1 to pull out.” The student chose a girl, they went to the room. They got into bed, started. He put it in her and doesn’t move. She screams, “Pull out, pull out!” He replies, “I’m out of money.”

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Try again, Einstein

Day after day, the same guy keeps taking my favorite parking space at work, so I keep keying the sides of his car. And each morning, he shows up again with it painted a new color and with a different license plate, just to confuse me. Ha! Try again, Einstein!

Posted: June 14, 2026 (3 months ago)
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