Meh Thoughts

What about the guy who was aroused by loopholes in the law?

He got off on a technicality.

Did you hear about the man who was found guilty of having sex with a banana?

He got off on a peel.

A lawyer’s favorite exercise is stretching one sentence into six billable pages.

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic’s Association.

In Soviet Russia, a bar walks into you!

A snake walks into a bar, the bartender says “How the hell did you do that?”

A guy walks into a bar and says, “Damn! That hurt!”

Jesus walks aboard a ship.

The puzzled captain asks him, “Couldn’t you wait until we docked?”

Jesus walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “You ain’t getting hammered here.”

Jesus walks into a motel.

He puts three nails on the counter and says, “Can you put me up for the night?”