In bed with a priest, a nun said, “Father, I never expected you’d have such a small organ.”
He replied, “Why, Sister… I never expected to be playing in such a large cathedral.”
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Feeling a Little Down
I was in a good mood till I started petting a duckling in the park.
Then I started feeling a little down.
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She Never Listened to Me
I had to break up with my deaf girlfriend.
She never listened to me.
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The First Few Days Were the Hardest
I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first few days were the hardest.
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Look Back and Laugh
It wasn’t much fun when I broke my neck last year.
But now I can look back and laugh.
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Funny That You Ask
A prostitute approaches a guy. “Hey babe, do you want to have sex for $400?”
Guy: “Funny that you ask, I could use that money very well.”
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Her Kids and I Are Shocked
I just found out my girlfriend isn’t a virgin.
Her kids and I are shocked.
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Prose and Cons
I started a poetry club in prison.
It had prose and cons.
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The Tinsel on His Helmet
My grandfather was highly decorated in World War Two.
In fact, many people believe it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot.
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Sick of Them Horsing Around
I told my kids to stop pretending to be farm animals.
I was getting sick of them horsing around.
