Dorm Dilemma: The Cost of Curiosity

On the first day of college, the dean is making his initial address to the incoming student body and going over some of the rules.

“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory is out-of-bounds for all female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule a second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?”

“Yeah,” says a guy in the back. “How much for a season pass?”

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Okay, I can see how calling it “stabby fun time” could be creepy, but I don’t think it’s

Okay, I can see how calling it “stabby fun time” could be creepy, but I don’t think it’s any creepier than your calling it “making love.”

Posted: March 11, 2026 (7 months ago)
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