Sex I Can’t Tell Anyone About

My friend said, “Congratulations on your new job. How did you get it?” I replied, “The same way the Virgin Mary got Jesus.” He laughed, “A miracle?!” I groaned, “No…”

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (4 months ago)
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