D-d-d-david

A guy gets pulled over for speeding, and the officer says, “What’s your name, son?”

He replies, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.”

The officer looks at him suspiciously and says, “Oh, do you have a stutter?”

The guy replies, “No, sir. My dad has a stutter, and the guy who filled out my birth certificate is an idiot.”

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Posted: May 1, 2026 (3 months ago)
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